So the president's news conference has used up 35 minutes of "good tv night". I don't think he's even said anything remotely important. Why couldn't he have had this conference yesterday? Does he WANT to piss off every major network and the entire tv watching population in the US? Okay!

What's up with everyone writing letters to the editor bitching about cell phones? Okay, we get it, talking on a phone and driving at the same time is not generally a good idea. Cell phones are distracting. So don't do it! Cell phones aren't the only distracting thing in cars. Radios and cd players are distracting, but nobody's suggesting we ban those. Kids are distracting. Maybe kids shouldn't be allowed in cars? Hell, driving is distracting. Let's ban driving. Then there wouldn't be ANY accidents. Problem solved!

"We don't do connections."

WTF? So we pay a shitload of money for a new washer and dryer, they come and take the old ones away and say "you know we don't do connections, right?". No, not really. I do now. What am I supposed to do? Call a plumber to hook up my washer? Shit! @!#$*& !@#$*& !@#$& !@#*$(& !@*&U !@# !@#* !@#U !@#*& !@#!@*&0 ()#$)(# !@)#&) !@$#*&)!@ )!@*#& #*(@. I just wanna wash some clothes!!! They said it's so they're not LIABLE if the basement FLOODS! So if you do it properly, the basement SHOULDN'T flood! They couldn't possibly have made our basement any more wet than it already is! If this is what being an adult is like, I quit now.

I'M DONE!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

And then it was... late.

Theses were due today. Guess who didn't hand hers in. Yep, my thesis is officially late. I have never, ever, ever handed in anything late. It's a shame I had to cap off my undergrad career with this nonsense. Yargghhh. I'm so sleepy, I really want to take a nap, but I have to study for my final tomorrow. Then I have to do revisions. And study for my final on Monday. Man, Tuesday's gonna be the best day EVER!

Note to self: Trying to write a thesis in 10 days is generally not a good idea. Nope, not a good idea.

Maybe after this I will give up on my awful procrastination habit. Turn over a new leaf for when I go to Toronto. Yeah! It's hard to emulate Penny if I procrastinate.

Well, back to studying.

Note to self: Track changes is the devil. Never use it on your students' papers. Ever.

Man, if only I drank coffee. That might help. At least I'm making it through undergrad with that.